Eat me instead of what’s in the fridge?

Would you skip dinner to eat my bubble butt?

Eat me instead of dinner

Skip dinner and eat me instead

Well I can’t give you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

I can’t offer you dinner but I can give you myself instead

SKIP DINNER AND COME EAT ME

Let’s skip dinner tonight and do something else

eat me instead of dinner

Skip breakfast & eat my ass instead

Can you skip your meal and just eat me instead?

Skip dinner and eat