Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Ups, hope you don't mind i sit on your face 😈​

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Do you mind if I sit on your face ?

Do you mind if I sit on your face ?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Mind if I sit on your face?