May I have a seat on your face sir?

May I have a seat on your face sir?

Excuse me, sir... May I borrow your face for a minute? 😜

May I have a seat on your face

May i bounce on your face or elsewhere like this? ;)

would you let me seat on your face dady?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?🥰

I think your face would make a comfier seat

I may have an innocent face, but you should never judge a book

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

Can I take a seat on your face?

May I bounce these in your face?