This is why Zelda isn't playable.

This stripper always want your attention

I don't care if you have a girlfriend I'll make you suck my tits

All natural they need some sucking

Would you like to get lost between my big titties?

would you join me for a swim?

How I'll say goodbye before you leave for work

Do you like my underwear or should I take them off?

Your view when I take control

my boobies needs your attention will you squeeze them for me?

I can be naked all the time if you want me to

Can I be your little fuck doll