Can't believe I'm posting this, but you might find it hilarious!

You'll never meet another woman like me, I'm a rare gem.

I'm ready to sleep

You'll never meet another woman like me, I'm a rare gem.

You'll never meet another woman like me I'm a rare gem

You'll never meet another woman like me I'm a rare gem

You'll never meet another woman like me, I'm a rare gem

You'll never meet another woman like me, I'm a rare gem.

You'll never meet another woman like me, I'm a rare gem

You'll never meet another woman like me I'm a rare gem

You'll never meet another woman like me I'm a rare gem

You'll never meet another woman like me I'm a rare gem