[Mature Content] r/TotallyStraight on Reddit: "Don't ever talk

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me

You're the sweetest thing that's ever happened to me

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you.

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you.

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you daddy

Have you ever had a friend that sends you like this?

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you.

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you

I wonder if you’d ever get tired of my boobs in your face

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you.

I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you.