I can never seem to get any cleaning done around the house. ..

My second time pegging - thrusting is so hard! When he asked

He never did get to the choppa

If you see me at night, I swear I’m not a ghost!

I've never seen a guy this enthusiastic about showering in squirt

If you see me at night, I swear I’m not a ghost!

am i talking to a ghost (SLIGHTLY LOUD BUT NOT EXTREMELY LOUD)

Context: I was singing(karaoke) Never gonna give you up

I solemnly swear to never pick up a razor ever again

You'll never have a dull moment with me by your side

Met this bull last night and I swear I’ve never squirted so

I am the taste you'll never forget