Its not gay your just helping me out with my REAL illness…the

Helping my bud relax with my mouth isn't gay

It's not gay if I'm helping out my friend with his blue balls,

Its not gay if I woke up with a stiff back and I was just stretching,

It’s not gay if you’re just helping out because you walked

It's not gay if I'm helping my bro out while his girlfriend is

It’s not gay to offer a helping hand

It’s not gay if you help edge and control my cock. You’re

After I confessed my feelings to my crush and she rejected me,

It's not gay, I'm just helping you relieve that morning wood!

It's not gay that my bud is helping me get pregnant

It's not gay if you're just helping me occupy my time now that