Did you like my surprise?

Would you be happy to come home to this?

Push my head down

Did someone order a rice cake 🎂 😋

Will this make you horny to come in bed with me?

Smack my ass like a drum 🥁🍑

How’s this for a meal replacement

Your breakfast is here! Come eat it

This is how I’d greet you when you come home😛

You should take a bite

I was attempting to hypnotise you with my butt

Will you permit me to sit on your face?