When you find out you got the job

When you find out why she's so popular at college

You got the girl from the bar over to your place... and now you

Always a nice surprise when you find out she has a fat pussy

When you find out you’re not at the nude beach

When you find out you’re at the wrong beach

When you find out your not at the nude beach

When you find out you’re NOT at the nude beach

She was a young amateur, just starting out in the world of porn.

When you find out you’re in fact NOT at the nude beach

When you find out he's not over 6" 🙂

The girl you’ve been seeing notices how you’ve been eyeing