I told my two buds during the gooning session that I’m straight!

You invited us over and said it would be a “straight gooning

Me after 5 minutes into a totally straight gooning session 😋

10 minutes into our "straight" gooning session 😋

Walked in on him gooning to my insta, I let him finish in my

10 minutes into the "straight" gooning session 🤤🍭❤️

The buddy I used to goon with somehow got turned into a girl.

Me thinking that I am heading into a "straight" gooning session,

You always end up looking like this after a “straight” gooning

Perfect gooning session

It was just supposed to be a straight gooning session, I promise!

It's not a gooning session unless I can get this in my mouth