Went to my cousins to cool off, not sure this is what she had

This is what everyone has in mind

I don’t think this is what they meant by business casual...

You guys spoil me so good! For the next few days I’ve made

When I say we should hangout after work, this is what I have

Well Locktober is finally over, so I told my boyfriend he could

When my gym bro said to spend the afternoon training I don’t

This isn't what I had in mind when you told me you told me you

When I say we should goon together, this is what I have in mind

My husband told me to spend quality time with his brother, so

My boyfriend told me to spend quality time with his roommate,

I Told Him That I Fuck On The First Date. I'm Not Sure This Is