Could I borrow your hole instead

I wish this was a warm wet hole instead

Excuse me sir, I'd like to borrow your tongue (or cock) please

Wish it were you instead?

can i borrow your t-shirt instead?

Couldn't resist showing you this seethru shirt 18F

We've decided that you only get action if you clean me up. And

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Getting tired of fucking myself, want to come fill me up instead?

I want you to come back into bed

nails are too long, can you rub for me instead?

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself