I pass the toilet paper roll test even then it's soft

Beware the fog monster 👹🌫

Take a seat

Wanna take a seat...?

Hey make yourself at home! I prepared a comfy seat just for you

There’s still a free seat for you to sit on

i need a seat, is your face available?

saved u a seat 🥵

Take a seat

Here, I saved you a seat ;)

Your seat is ready 😏

Come take a seat slut