How I Met Your Mother

"Kids, this is how I met your mother"

Alyson Hannigan in How I met your mother

"BTW we met your mother on the beach today"

I met a stranger at the bar and her forced me to suck his dick

This is going to be the story of: How I met your mother

How I met your mother

"Met your mother at a bar. She was a fine sport" (source: Ruppy888)

I never got to meet my mother, and that kind of stayed with me.

Your mother acts so tough on the phone with your bully! But when

How I met your mother

I thought I was getting into a 4some with the girls I met at