Can we guess that skirts should be the size of belts

can someone tell me what happened here??

Can you guess what happened afterwards?

Guess what happened next?

My buddy's wife came over to use my shower since theirs is broken.

Can you guess what happened next 😜

Oh.. what happened to my gag reflex? I guess it goes away when

guess my size

Kitchen lingerie

guess my size (f)

got caught playing with my 20 year old friend, guess what happened

I guess I should just take my top off