would you let me sit on your face if I asked nicely?

I need a face to sit on

I need a face to sit on...

Can I sit down on your face daddy?

I need to sit on someone's face

Let me sit on your face

Hope you will let me sit on your face

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

You won’t be able to breathe when I sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Need a face and lap to sit on 💦

Super tired today, can I sit on your face