Want to take a seat on my lap? 😉

So you can see what's on offer..

Just about to take a seat on your face!

Pregnancy makes me so horny

It would be rude not to offer me a seat

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

You gonna offer me a seat?

You gonna offer me a seat?

Anyone going to offer me a seat? 👀

Anyone going to offer me a seat? 👀

Anyone going to offer me a seat? 👀

Treat me like a cheap whore and fill me up