Boring morning in my hotel room

Boring morning from my hotel room

Boring morning. PM's welcome

Never waste a morning wood 😏🥵

Playing snowballs is so much fun when there is BBC involved

Birthday celebrations are best when there’s cake involved

Safe words don’t matter when there’s puke involved

Never a boring night hanging with us

Impossible not to smile when there’s puppies involved :)

A man should never have to masturbate when there is a throat

A man should never have to masturbate when there is a throat

There’s so much fun when there’s risk involved [gif]