Her sister wanted to get pregnant. And my wife would stop at

When you don't want to cum in the very first minute, but you

GIF She laughed at my predicament. Having WRUNG my cock in her

What would you choose?

A GIF of me learning that sunscreen is too damn slick! There

The poor girl . . .

It's been suggested that what you get in heaven is whatever you'd

GIF "I . . . wh . . . no . . . tha . . ." Poor guy - she had

GIF . . . They said they were GOING to get my cum - and they

Poor guy, he couldn't . . . well, can you BLAME him?

Keep it in . . . keep it in!

A little nonsense, now and then, is valued by the wisest men

Dang: I MEANT to post the captioned version. Take two!