During our goon session my bud asked me “I wonder how girls

Nothing gay at all about letting my alpha bud goon inside me

Giving her goon bud some help

I hope you don't mind me wearing this while cleaning gooner,

You decided to let you goon bud use your hole tonight because

When your bud comes over to goon and instead of just jerking

All of your straightest goon sessions happen at the glory hole…

My sissy bud loves pumping my cock during our goon sessions

Goon bud its not gay to dress up as a girl and blow me thats

Gooners always say that this goon sesh is gonna be the str8 one…

Sorry goon bud, I know you said no funny business this time but

Two minutes after telling your goon bud you'll keep it straight