This is what you wanted it, isn't it?

Mom I’m fine.

Hotwife = best wife

Gotta read the fine print :P

Don't worry you still have the better view

You see, it's all fine!

As long as i don't swallow it's fine

College is fine honey! No need to worry!

When your girlfriend told you she was going to your bully's party,

I married for money when I should've married for dick

Stop staring!

Ok fine, you can borrow the car!