ummmmm sir? imma have to ask you to sit somewhere else

is the seat on your face taken or should i sit somewhere else?

Would you like me to sit on your face or somewhere else....

I would like to sit somewhere else 😇

Can I sit on your lap or do you prefer somewhere else? 😏 🙈

i'm looking for somewhere else to sit

I think I'd rather sit somewhere else

wish i had somewhere else to sit

My computer chair broke, do you know somewhere else I could sit?

Looking for somewhere else to sit..

I need somewhere else to sit. Any ideas?

I can think of somewhere else you can sit 😜