Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Can mommy sit on your face?

Can I sit on your face?

Would you let me sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Would you let me sit on your lap

Tell me where to sit

On my way to sit on your face!

POV The second you get home from work and sit down

I want her to sit on my face so bad!

Sit on your face or drain your balls ;)