Who needs a toilet when you have a big ol' kitchen sink? [F]

Who needs a caption when you have tiddies?

Who needs a bra when you have big perky titties? 💖

Who needs panties/bottoms when you have a shirt that juuuust

Who needs massage oil when you have saliva

Who needs a kitten when you have man’s best friend? 🐶💕

Who needs a kitten when you have man’s best friend? 🐶💕

Who Needs A Girlfriend When You Have A StepSis

Who needs a spoon when you have a dick

Who needs a bra when you can have clover clamps? [f]

Who needs a dildo when you have his hard cock to fill you up

Who needs a blanket when you have me to keep you toasty?