I never noticed how sexy my English teacher’s body is until

I'm really sorry bud, I know you told me not to hit on your mom

The foreign exchange student bullied you and never studied -

See bud, I told you those cute little pigtails would come in

If I told you this was my dream, would you take it?

I told my roommate it's definitely not gay since it's basically

I was told I’m goon fuel.. would you agree

Bud I told you, if you keep fueling me with stuff like this my

My wife told me she loves my new trainer…any older buds want

My girl always said that she was very popular in college and

Don’t break eye contact. Don’t cum until you’re told to

My goon bud claimed he had a fat cock, so I told him to prove