Can I use your face as a seat

could I use your face as a seat?

I need a seat, can I borrow your face to sit on?

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

I need a seat, may I borrow your face

I need a seat.. can I borrow your face?

Your face is my seat though

Who is gonna borrow me face as a seat? 😍

Your face is a good seat for me

Your face is a better seat

Let me borrow your face as a seat!

Let me borrow your face for a sec