"Get the fuck out of here loser. I'm gonna party with your Mom,

Guess mom overheard my girlfriend and me

Your girlfriend's mom called you over because she needed help

“Dear Diary: It finally happened! My big brother broke up with

Guess your girlfriend is gonna be a mom!

Told him he wouldn't like what he would saw if he stayed but

Guess I am gonna be a mom after you put your seeds in me

Mom and dad asked when I was gonna get a girlfriend…

I guess you like mom's tits

I wanted to get revenge on my ex girlfriend for cheating on me

I thought that my relationship with my girlfriend was doomed

I guess now it's not longer gay since your girlfriend and sister