Momma was sitting down being cute dancing all night and I told

Would you rather use me from the front or the back?

Waiting for you to come home

Waiting for you to come home

I dared myself to drop my shirt in front of everyone!

Tight in the front, juicy in the back

Just got home from work, hope you like it

Waiting for you to come home

When you asked your sister for your shirt back, you didn't expect

Front or back pussy eater?

Home alone means no need for clothes ;)

First time Hubby was present at a meeting with a bull. We were