May I offer my self instead of dinner or dessert?

My ass is your best dessert after dinner [F]

if we were going to have dinner this would be your dessert

My tight and sweet ass is the best dessert after dinner

I bought her dinner, she gave me dessert

I’ll make you dinner as long as you have me for dessert

My body is your sweet dessert after dinner [OC]

Would you take me out to dinner? I'll be dessert ;)

Skip your dinner and eat my cakes for dessert

please skip dinner and go straight for the dessert ;)

I’ll make you dinner as long as you have me for dessert

Dinner and dessert ;)