Do I have permission to sit on your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Should i sit on your lap, or face

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Can I borrow your face to sit on?

Can I sit in your face please?

Do you want me to sit on your face?

May I sit on you? 😈

Can I sit on your face babe?

I'm struggling to find a face to sit on!

As long as you’ve got a face I’ve got somewhere to sit

Super tired today, can I sit on your face?