original post: https://redd.it/13me1p9
He'll buy anything you ask him to
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She loved the way he looked at her
Or she won't. Who's to say
Now you wish you had died, it'd save you from this embarrassment
Oh yeah, he's your new daddy by the way
She's so glad to have a real man in her house
She only stayed with you for your money
Too big? Ha. That's your wife's language for "perfect"
Your money, your stuff, your WIFE. He took them all.
You wanted to have a baby, so your bully decided to give your
She knew your neighbor loved her ass
Your neighbor really was a great guy
She had to find a way to make money in America. Being a doctor
The boys always seemed happy after. She must make learning really