Pull up a seat, better yet your face!

Any chance I can use your face as my personal seat?

I hope you're not afraid of being suffocated because I plan to

Can I use your face as my personal seat?

Excuse me, may I use your face as my seat?

Excuse me sir, can I seat on your face?

I could really use your face as my personal seat right now

Excuse me, but may I use your face as a seat

Can i use your face as a personal seat?

My friends always use my face as their personal seat

can i use your face as my personal seat? f18

Excuse my fishnets, I will be using your face as my seat