If gas is so expensive would you rather fill me up instead?

Can't sleep, I'd rather sext instead

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Can't sleep, I'd rather sext instead

I'd rather sit you on instead (;

I'd rather sit you on instead (;

I'd rather sit you on instead (;

I'd rather sit you on instead (;

I'd rather sit you on instead (;

May i sit on your lap? [ba]

May i sit on your lap? [ba]

Can't sleep I'd rather sext instead