Santa put me on the naughty list. May I sit on your lap instead?

Id rather fill you instead

Would you let me sit on your face?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I need a face to sit on...

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

can i sit on your face instead?

Can't sleep, I'd rather sext instead

I'd rather sit you on instead (;

I'd rather sit you on instead (; 19

Let me sit on you instead (;

Let me sit on you instead (;