I love being a nasty girl!! instead of this bucket, you could

Could you be my toilet instead?

Wishing I was aiming for someone’s mouth instead

I spent a whole day peeing my jeans instead of going to the toilet!

It’s so frustrating sometimes that my step-sister would prefer

That one time she missed the toilet and peed on me instead

Could I have made it to the toilet? probably... but I climbed

I’m getting tired of peeing in the toilet.. can I pee in your

Toilet broke again...😐Would you use my backup🚽instead?

Daddy's taking an airplane piss. Where is that American Airlines

It could be your face instead of the toilet what do u think?

Toilet broke again...😐Would you use my backup🚽instead?