Bf's friend came over to drink some beers but chose something

Plug me with your cock instead

Use your throat instead?

Eat me instead of what’s in the fridge?

Cancel your plans tonight and have me instead

You and your dad owed a gang leader money, but couldn't pay it.

This car is killing everyone.

My mobile aircraft launcher

Lynel killing machine

A few of my pet MONSTERS

Let’s skip class so you can fill me up instead

Call in to work & fuck this ass instead