Would you slap it, eat it, or fuck it? All of them maybe?

You want something to eat? 😏

Grab my ass and eat it

After dinner you can have dessert in the car 😉

Would you skip dinner and eat me instead?

Time to eat

Skip dinner and eat me instead

Your all-you-can-eat asian buffet here

Skip your dinner and eat my cakes for dessert!

Skip dinner and eat me instead tonight

Can you eat my rice cake ;)

Do you usually eat cake for breakfast?