You thought you were gonna get away with bullying me for years.

Sarah Jessie is a beautiful young woman who has everything going

My boyfriend is in the other room working while I am getting

My neighbor was fed up that her boyfriend wasn’t giving her

I’m what’s been missing in your life 🥵 let’s have some

(f) I feel like something's missing in my life. Namely you. Between

I got second puberty and I hate being a girl it’s the worst,

your life is missing an x-small, redhead, vampire girlfriend

Like most fat, nerdy engineering students I was never invited

My little bro has always been a little jealous of me, but me

You came home early from work and thought you heard a weird noise…

I like being used like the damn toy I am. Nothing is off limits