Santa caught me wearing this under the tree, he came early this

Twerking under the tree

Merry Christmas, I've got your present unwrapped and throbbing

Santa caught me wearing this under the tree, he came early this

Oh no I'm stuck under this tree, I hope someone doesn't breed

Meow

That one guy

The boom log

Just sitting in a public under a tree and masturbating, what

Poor John 😔

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dog