When your friend tries to force their veganism on you

When your maid forgot to wear a condom on her strap-on

when your friend has an eye on you

When your secretary is being naughty in front of you

When your toy comes with a couple bonus toys

When there's no man around to piss on you take matters into your

When there's no man around to piss on you, you take matters into

When your team gets an ACE, but you have set the Maltese language

When your friend is an exhibitionist 😳

When you’re a Pornstar wannabe and someone makes an edit to

When your partner play camera man and watches you get railed

When a toy causes an explosion 🥵