Woke up horny af . . Will you come over and help me deal with

Can I take care of this throbbing morning boner?

Need help getting up this morning?

Help me do my morning stretch [OC]

Just a quick glimpse for a morning boner

I'd love to help with your boner ;)

Wanna help me with my morning wood?

Staying at a hotel tonight by #SeaTac for a 6AM flight. Looking

Good morning honey, can I help you with your morning boner? 🤭

Good morning honey can I help you with your morning boner?

would you help me get a boner?

Can I help you with that morning wood sir?