They say that a cat has nine lives, why mine had only one

Smoking and masturbating are my two favorite activities… why

My asshole is begging to come out and play

Why don't you dump a big load in my ass?

I wanna a older guy to fuck my big ass

Why did the Jewish mother refuse to pay for her son's circumcision?!

Why did the avocado refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be

Why did the carrot refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be

Why did the avocado refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be

Why did the carrot refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be

Why did the avocado refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be

Why did the avocado refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be