so dizzy

Cold, wet, and afraid.

I don't care about your comfort.

I love sucking cock while stoned, especially on "Suck him Sunday!"

Smear it on her face, Mark your territory.

Stopped taking my birth control, would you still hit it raw??

It's simple. If the other guy is bigger, you're not cheating.

The best things in life make you sweaty.

Remember sluts: Don't do things half-assed!

She needed to get a dna sample from her past boyfriends to determine

My new roommate and his GF are such sluts. All it took was a

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