My bully would always try to brag that he was gonna bang my mom,

My girlfriend told me she was going to see my work place bully

If your mouth was here I wouldn't have had to wash my sheets

If your mouth was here I wouldn't have had to wash my sheets

I knew the minute I saw him...that he was going to nail my weak

This was the first of three and you better bet I had to wash

I had to wash my sheets afterwards

Okay I was just really worried Delmar was going to push my plug

Mao Hamasaki was my dream girl. I had been crushing on her since

On a girls trip out of town, I told them I was going to call

Nothing like sneaking off on my girls trip to blow a guy I met

I had to wash my sheets after but it was worth it