Bouncing on dick is my favorite Saturday activity. [MF]

Let’s play some legend of Zelda, or are you distracted by something

Vacation was fun. But guess what? Traveling for work is more

Beach vacations are the best [MF]

He had to gag me because we had friends over [MF]

Got the gift from the devil to swap the bodies without anyone

What I do best on my knees [mf]

Got distracted playing Zelda.... What should we do next? (MF)

Wife’s distracted me from Zelda yesterday…. Guess what happened

Next time you sit on your friend's couch. [mf]

My brother was spying on me in the shower🫧, guess what happened

How to say good morning at our house. [mf]