Would you let me sit on your face?

I need a face to sit on...I need a face to sit on...

Papi I’m looking for a face to sit on…any volunteers?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Where should I sit professor?

can i sit on your face instead?

May I sit on your lap now?

On my way to sit on your face!

If I'm gonna sit in your class, I'll make sure it's your face

Mind if I sit on your face

If I'm gonna sit in your class, I'll make sure it's your face

Is your face free to sit?