Wait a second, that's not Eli!

What's in the fridge?

dies of cringe

Gorduh..,

Do you?

NNN is over. Now G-man is coming for your balls

This spider looks like a Headcrab

do not

-Picks up Alyx on sale for $20 -tries to be funny (success) -accidentally

i’m a rapper and half life means a lot to me, so i wrote some

Is this normal?

How we all Reacted to Half-Life: Alyx's Ending