Actual human beings: “Wanna hang out tonight?” Me: “Sorry,

Happy Friday babes! 😽 Any sexy plans tonight?? 😈❤‍🔥

You got plans tonight?

last minute change of plans for tonight.....now who wants to

"Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I have other plans." My other

can i be in your plans for tonight ?

Cancel your plans tonight and have me tonight instead

Oh I’m sorry, babe. I knew you had big dinner plans for us

This is my plans for tonight

Plans were canceled tonight. Make new ones with me? 😈

Your face and my phat pussy have plans tonight

any plans for tonight? 😏