Want to eat my ass for Thanksgiving dinner instead?

I’ll cook you dinner if you eat my ass :)

Eat my ass for dinner

Real men eat ass at the dinner table

Real men eat ass at the dinner table

Skip your dinner and eat my cakes for dessert!

Skip your dinner and eat my cakes for dessert

Skip dinner and eat me instead

Let’s skip dinner tonight and do something else

Would u skip dinner to eat me as dessert?

Skip breakfast, eat my ass baby 👅

would u skip dinner to eat me as dessert?